A Menu for A Guy Fawkes Celebration Details of a Gunpowder
Treason Dinner 1658
St Botolph without Bishopsgate 1658- the parish held
a “Gunpowder Treason dinner”, The Redlion Expenses: 5 pounds 12s 6d for:
“five stone, two pounds of beef 11s 6d
two legs of mutton 6s6d
four capons 10s 0d
four mince pies 12s0d
a gallon of canary 8s0d
agallon ofclaret 3s 4d
twenty dozen of bread 1pound 0s0d
for a sermon 10s 0d
the porter 4d
the sexton 8d
the maid 1s 0d
two ounces of tobacco 2s0d
the house bill of the Red Lion 1pound 5s 10d
--David Cressy.,Bonfires and Bells.”National Memory and
the Protestant Calendar in Elizabethan and Stuart England.,
University of California Press, Berkeley,1989. p.165.
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A COUNTERBLASTE TO TOBACCO
by King James I of England, VI of Scotland. (b. 1566 — d. 1625)
That the manifold abuses of this vile custom
of tobacco taking, may the better be espied; it is fit that first you enter
into confederation both of the first original thereof and
likewise of the reason of the first entry
thereof into this country; for certainly as such customs that have their
first infiltration either from a godly, necessary, or honorable
ground, and are first brought in by the means
of some worthy virtuous and great personage; are never, and more justly
holden in great reverent estimation and account by
all wise virtuous and temperate spirits; so
should it by the contrary, justly bring a great disgrace into that sort
of customs, which having their original base corruption and
barbarity, do, in like sort, make their first
entry into a country, by an inconsiderate and childish affectation of novelty,
as is the true case of the first invention of tobacco
taking and the first entry thereof among us....
Now to the corrupted baseness of the first
use of this tobacco doth very well agree the foolish and groundless first
entry thereof into this Kingdom. It is not so long since
the first entry of this abuse among us here
as this present age cannot yet very well remember, both the first author,
and the form of the first introduction of it against us. It
was neither brought in by king, great conqueror,
nor learned doctor of physics...
But since it is true that divers customs slightly
grounded, and with no better warrant entered in a commonwealth, may yet
in the use of them thereafter prove both
necessary and profitable. It is therefore
next to be examined if there be not a full sympathy and true proportion
between the base ground and foolish entry, and the
loathsome and hurtful use of this stinking
antidote.
I am now therefore heartily to pray you to
consider, first upon what false and erroneous grounds you have first built
the general good liking thereof; and next what sins
towards God, and foolish vanities before the
world you commit in the detestable use of it.
As for those deceitful grounds that have specially
moved you to take a good and great conceit thereof. I shall content myself
to examine here only four of the principles of
them: two founded upon the theory of a deceivable
appearance of reason, and two of them upon the mistaken practice of general
experience.
First, it is thought by you a sure aphorisms
in the administration of medicine that the brains of all men being naturally
cold and wet, all dry and hot things should be
good for them of which nature this stinking
suffumigation is, and therefore of good use to them. Of this argument both
the proposition and assumption are false, and so
the conclusion cannot be void of itself. For
as to the proposition that because the brains are cold and moist, therefore
things that are hot and dry are best for them; it is
an inept consequence. For man being compounded
of the four complexions (whose fathers are the four elements) although
there be a mixture of them all in all parts of his
body; yet must the divers parts of our microcosm,
or little world within ourselves, be diversely more inclined some to one,
some to another complexion according to the
diversity of their uses that of these discords
a perfect harmony may be made up for the maintenance of the whole body.
The application then of a thing of a contrary
nature to any of these parts is to interrupt them of their due function,
and by consequence hurtful to the health of the whole
body; as if a man, because the liver is as
the fountain of blood, and as it were an oven to the stomach, would therefore
apply and wear close upon his liver and stomach a
cake of lead he might within a very short
time (I hope) be sustained very good cheap at an ordinary, besides the
clearing of his conscience from that deadly sin of
gluttony. And as if because the heart is full
of vital spirits, and in perpetual motion, a man would therefore lay a
heavy pound stone on his breast for staying and holding
down that wanton palpitation, I doubt not
but his breast would be more bruised with the weight thereof than the heart
would be comforted with such a disagreeable and
contrarious cure. And even so is it with the
brains, for if a man because the brains are cold and humid should therefore
use inwardly by smells, or outwardly by
application, things of hot and dry qualities,
all the gain that he could make thereof would only be to put himself in
great forwardness for running mad by over-watching
himself. The coldness and moisture of our
brains being the only ordinary means that procure our sleep and rest. Indeed,
I do not deny that when it falls out that any of
these or any part of our body grows to be
distempered, and to tend to an extremity beyond the compass of natures
temperature mixture that in that case cures of contrary
qualities to the intemperate inclination of
that part being wisely prepared and discreetly ministered may be both necessary
and helpful for strengthening and assisting
nature in the expulsion of her enemies, for
this is the true definition of all profitable administration of medicine.
But first, these cures ought not to be used,
but where there is need of them. The contrary whereof is daily practiced
in this general use of tobacco by all sorts of
complexions of people.
And next, I deny the minor of this argument,
as I have already said, in regard that this tobacco is not simply of a
dry and hot quality but rather hath a certain venomous
faculty joined with the heat thereof which
makes it have an antipathy against nature as by the hateful nature thereof
doth well appear. For the nose being the proper organ
and convoy of the sense of smelling to the
brains, which are the only fountain of the sense, doth ever serve us for
an infallible witness, whether that odor which we smell
be healthful or hurtful to the brain (except
when it falls out that the sense itself is corrupted and abused through
some infirmity and distemper in the brain). And that the
suffumigation thereof cannot have a drying
quality. It needs no further probation than that it is a smoke, all smoke
and vapor being of itself humid as drawing near to the
nature of air, and easy to be resolved again
into water, whereof there needs no other proof but the meteors which being
bred of nothing else but of the vapors and
exhalations sucked up by the sun out of the
earth, the sea and waters. Yet, are the same smoky vapors turned and transformed
into rains, snows, dews, hoarfrosts, and
such like watery meteors as by the contrary,
the rainy clouds are often transformed and evaporated in blustering winds.
The second argument grounded on a show of reason
is that this filthy smoke, as well through the heat and strength thereof,
as by a natural force and quality, is able and
fit to purge both the head and stomach of
rheums and distillations as experience teaches by the spitting and avoiding
phlegm immediately after the taking of it. But the
fallacy of this argument may easily appear
by my late proceeding description of the meteors, for even as the smoky
vapors sucked by the sun and stayed in the lowest and
cold region of the air are contracted into
clouds and turned into rain and such other watery meteors. So this stinking
smoke being sucked up by the nose and imprisoned in
the cold and moist brains is by their cold
and wet faculty turned and cast forth again in watery distillations, and
so are you made free and purged of nothing, but that
wherewith you wilfully burdened yourselves,
and therefore are you no wiser in taking Tobacco for purging you of distillations
than, if for preventing cholic, you would
take all kind of windy meats and drinks; and
for preventing of the stone, you would take all kind of meats and drinks
that would breed gravel in the kidneys. And then
when you were forced to void much wind out
of your stomach, and much gravel in your urine, that you should attribute
the thank, therefore, to such nourishments as
breed those within you that behooved either
to be expelled by the force of nature, or you to have burst at the broadside,
as the Proverb is.
As for the other two reasons founded upon experience,
the first of which is that the whole people would not have taken for general
a good liking thereof if they had not by
experience found it very savoring and good
for them. For answer there unto how easily the mind of any people wherewith
God hath replenished this world may be drawn
to the foolish affection of any novelty; I
leave it to the discreet judgment of any man that is reasonable.
Do we not daily see that a man can sooner bring
over from beyond the seas any new form of apparel but that he cannot be
thought a man of spirit that would not presently
imitate the same, and so from hand to hand
it spreads until it be practiced by all; not for any commodity that is
in it, but only because it is come to be the fashion. For such
is the force of that natural self-love in
every one of us, and such is the corruption of envy bred in the breast
of every one as we cannot be content unless we imitate every
thing that our fellows do, and so prove ourselves
capable of every thing whereof they are capable, like apes counterfeiting
the manners of others to our own destruction.
For let one or two of the greatest masters
of mathematics in any of the two famous universities but constantly affirm
any clear day that they see some strange apparition in
the skies; they will, I warrant you, be seconded
by the greatest part of the students in that profession. So loath will
they be, to be thought inferior to their fellows either in
depth of knowledge or sharpness of sight,
and, therefore, the general good liking and embracing of this foolish custom
doth but only proceed from that affectation of
novelty and popular error whereof I have already
spoken.
And the other argument drawn from a mistaken
experience is but the more particular probation of this general, because
it is alleged to be found true by proof. That by
taking of tobacco divers, and very many, do
find themselves cured of divers diseases as on the other part no man ever
received harm thereby. In this argument, there is
first a great mistaking and next monstrous
absurdity, for is not a very great mistaking, to take non causam pre causa
as they say in logic, because peradventure when a
sick man has had his disease at the height
he hath at that instant taken tobacco, and afterward his disease taking
the natural course of declining and consequently the
patient of recovering his health, O, then
the tobacco in truth was the worker of that miracle, beside that, it is
a thing well known to all physicians that the apprehension and
conceit of the patient hath by wakening and
uniting the vital spirits and so strengthening nature a great power and
virtue to cure dives diseases. For an evident proof of
mistaking in the like case; I pray what foolish
boy, what silly wench, what old doting wife, or ignorant country clown
is not physician for the toothache, cholic, and divers
such common diseases. Yes, will not every
man you meet withal teach you a sundry cure for the same and swear by that
man, either himself of some of his nearest kinsman
and friends was cured, and yet I hope no man
is so foolish to believe them. And all these toys do only proceed from
the mistaking non causam pro causa[5] as I have
already said, and so if a man chance to remove
one of any disease after he hath taken tobacco, that must have the thanks
of all. But by the contrary, if a man smoke himself
to death with it (as many have done) then
some other disease must bear the blame for that fault. So do old harlots
thank their harlotry for their many years that custom
being healthful (say they) ad purgandos renes,
but never have mind how many die of the pox in the flower of their youth,
and so do old drunkards think they prolong
their days by their swine like diet, but never
remember how many die drowned in drink before they be half old.
And what greater absurdity can there be than
to say that one cure shall serve for divers and contrarious sorts of diseases.
It is an undoubted ground among all physicians
that there is almost no sort either of nourishment
or medicine that has not some thing in it disagreeable to some part of
men's body because, as I have already said, the
nature of the temperature of every part is
so different from another, that according to the old proverb that which
is good for the head is evil for the neck and shoulders. For
even as a strong enemy invades a town or fortress
although in his siege thereof he does belay and compass it round about,
yet he makes his breach and entry at some one
of few special parts thereof, which he hath
tried and found to be weakest and left able to resist. So sickness doth
make her particular assault upon such part or parts of our
body as are weakest and easiest to be overcome
by the sort of disease which then doth assail us; although all the rest
of the body, by sympathy feels itself to be as it were
belayed and besieged by the affliction of
that special part. The grief and smart thereof being by the sense of feeling
dispersed through all the rest of the members, and
therefore the skillful physician presses by
such cures to purge and strengthen that part which is afflicted as are
only fit for that sort of disease and do best agree with the
nature of that infirm part which being abused
to a disease of another nature would prove as hurtful to the one as helpful
for the other. Not only will a skillful and weary
physician be careful to use no cure but that
which is fit for that sort of disease, but he will also consider all other
circumstances and make the remedies suitable there unto
as the temperature of the clime where the
patient is. The constitution of the planets, the time of the moon, the
season of the year, the age and complexion of the patient, the
present state of his body in strength or weakness.
For one cure must not ever be used for the self same disease but according
to the varying of any of the aforesaid
circumstances. That sort of remedy must be
used which is fittest for the same. Whereby the contrary in this case,
such is the miraculous omnipotency of our strong-tasted
tobacco as it cures all sorts of diseases
(which never any drug could do before) in all persons, and at all times.
It cures all manner of distillations, either in head or stomach
(if you believe their axioms) although in
very deed it does both corrupt the brain, and by causing over quick digestion
fills the stomach full of crudities. It cures gout in the
feet, and (which is miraculous) in that very
instant where the smoke thereof as light flies up into the head, the value
thereof, as heavy, runs down to the little toe. It helps
all sorts of agues; it makes a man sober that
was drunk; it refreshes a weary man, and yet makes a man hungry; being
taken when they go to bed, it makes one sleep
soundly and yet being taken when a man is
sleepy and drowsy, it will, as they say, awaken his brain and quicken his
understanding. As for curing the pox, it serves for
that use but among the pocky Indian slaves.
Here in England it is refined and will not deign to cure here any other
than cleanly and gentlemanly diseases. Oh, the
omnipotent power of tobacco! And if it could
by the smoke thereof chase out devils, as the smoke of Tobias Fish did
(which, I am sure, could smell no stronger) it would
serve for a precious relic, both for the superstitious
priests and the insolent Puritans, to call our devils withal.
Admitting then, and not confessing, that the
use thereof were healthful for some sorts of diseases, should it be used
for all sicknesses? Should it be used by all men?
Should it be used at all times? Yes, should
it be used by able, young, strong, healthful men? Medicine hath that virtue
that it never leaves a man in the state wherein it
finds him. It makes a sick man whole, but
a whole man sick. And as medicine helps nature, being taken at times of
necessity, so being ever and continually used, it doth but
weaken man every hour of the day, or as often
as many in this country use to take tobacco. Let a man, I say, but take
as often the best sorts of nourishments in meat and
drink that can be devised, he shall with the
continual use thereof weaken both his head and his stomach. All members
shall become feeble; his spirits dull; and in the end,
as a drowsy, lazy belly-god, he shall fade
away in a lethargy.
And from this weakness it precedes that many
in this kingdom have had such a continual use of taking this unsavory smoke,
as now they are not able to forbear the same
no more than an old drunkard can abide to
be long sober without falling into an incurable weakness and evil constitution.
For their continual custom hath made to them
habitual alter am natural. So, to those that
from their birth have continually nourished upon poison, and things venomous,
wholesome meats are only poison.
Thus having, as I trust, sufficiently answered
the most principle arguments that are used in defense of this vile custom,
it rests only to inform you what sins and vanities
you commit in the filthy abuse thereof: First,
are you not guilty of sinful and shameful lust (for lust may be as well
in any of the senses as in feeling) that although you be
troubled with no disease, but in perfect health,
yet can you neither be merry at an ordinary, not lascivious in the stews,
if you lack tobacco to provoke your appetite to any
of those sorts of recreation lusting after
it as the children of Israel did in the wilderness after quails. Secondly:
it is as you use, or rather abuse, it a branch of the sin of
drunkenness, which is the root of all sins;
for as the only delight that drunkards take in wine is in the strength
of the taste, and the force of the fume thereof that mounts
up to the brain, for no drunkards love any
weak or sweet drink. So are not those (I mean the strong heat fume) the
only qualities that make tobacco so delectable to all the
lovers of it? And no man likes strong heady
drink the first day (because nenia repentefit turpissimus ) but by custom
is piece and piece allured, while in the end, a
drunkard will have as great a thrill to be
drunk as a sober man to quench his thirst with a drought when he hath need
of it. So is not this the very case of all the great takers
of tobacco which therefore they themselves
do attribute to a bewitching quality in it? Thirdly: Is it not the greatest
sin of all that you, the people of all sorts of this
kingdom who are created and ordained by God,
to bestow both your persons and goods for the maintenance both of the honor
and safety of your king and commonwealth
should disable yourselves in both? In your
persons having by this continual vile custom brought yourselves to this
shameful imbecility that you are not able to ride or
walk the journey of a Jew's Sabbath, but you
must have a reeky coal brought to you from the next poor house to kindle
your tobacco with. Whereas he cannot be thought
able for any service in the wars that cannot
endure oftentimes the want of meat, drink and sleep much more then must
he endure the want of tobacco. In the times of the
many glorious and victorious battles fought
by this nation, there was no word of tobacco, but now if it were time of
wars, and that you were to make some sudden
cavalcado upon your enemies, if any of you
should seek leisure to lay behind his fellow for taking of tobacco, for
my part, I should never be sorry for any evil chance that
might befall him. To take a custom in any
thing that cannot be left again is most harmful to the people of any land.
Mollities and delicacy were the rack and overthrow,
first of the Persians, and next of the Roman
Empire. And this very custom of taking tobacco (whereof our present purpose
is) is even at this day accounted so effeminate
among the Indians themselves, as in the market,
they will offer no price for a slave to be sold whom they find to be a
great tobacco-taker.
Now how you are by this custom disabled in
your goods, let the gentry of this land bear witness, some of them bestowing
three, some four hundred pounds a year upon
this precious stink, which I am sure might
be bestowed upon many far better uses. I read indeed of a knavish courtier
who for abusing the favor of the Emperor Alexander
Severus — his master — by taking bribes to
intercede for sundry persons in his master's ear (for whom he never once
opened his mouth) was justly choked with smoke.
With this doom fumo peteat-qui fumum vendidst.
But of so many smoke-buyers as are at this present in this kingdom, I never
read nor heard.
And for the vanities committed in this filthy
custom, is it not both great vanity and uncleanness that at the table,
a place of respect, of cleanliness of modesty men should
not be ashamed to sit tossing of tobacco pipes
and puffing of the smoke of tobacco one to another making the filthy smoke
and stink thereof to exhale athwart the dishes
and infect the air when very often men that
abhor it are at their repast. Surely smoke becomes a kitchen; also oftentimes
in the inward parts of men fouling and infecting
them with an unctuous and oily kind of foot
as hath been found in some great tobacco-takers that after their death
were opened. And not only meat-time but no other time
nor action is exempted from the public use
of this uncivil trick. So as if the wives of Diep list contest with this
nation for good manners, their worst manners would in all
reason be found at least not dishonest, as
ours are in this point. The public use whereof at all times and in all
places hath now so far prevailed as divers men very fond of
both in judgment and complexion have been
at last forced to take it also without desire partly because they were
ashamed to seem singular (like the two philosophers that
were forced to duck themselves in that rain-water
and become fools as well as the rest of the people) and partly to be as
one that was content to eat garlic (which he did
not love) that he might not be troubled with
the smell of it in the breath of his fellows. And is it not a great vanity
that a man cannot heartily welcome his friend now, but
straight they must be in hand with tobacco.
No, it is become in place of a cure, a point of good fellowship. He will
refuse to take a pipe of tobacco among his fellows
(though by his own election he would rather
smell the favor of the sink) is accounted peevish and no good company;
even as they do with tippling in the cold eastern
countries. Yes, the mistress cannot in a more
mannerly kind entertain her servant than by giving him out of her fair
hand a pipe of tobacco, but herein is not only a great
vanity but a great contempt for God's good
gifts that sweetens a man's breath being a good gift of God should be wilfully
corrupted by this stinking smoke wherein I must
confess it hath too strong a virtue, and so
that which is an ornament of nature and can neither by any artifice be
at the first acquired, nor once lost be recovered again shall
be filthily corrupted with an incurable stink
which vile quality is as directly contrary to that wrong opinion which
is holden of the wholesomeness thereof as the venom of
putrefaction is contrary to the virtue preservative.
Moreover, which is a great iniquity, and against
all humanity. The husband shall not be ashamed to reduce thereby his delicate
wholesome and clean-complexioned wife to
that extremity that either she must also corrupt
her sweet breath therewith, or else resolve to live n a perpetual stinking
torment.
Have you not reason then to be ashamed and
to forbear this filthy novelty, so basely grounded, so foolishly received
and so grossly mistaken in the right use thereof. In
your abuse thereof sinning against God harming
yourselves both in person and goods, and raking also thereby the marks
and notes of vanity upon you by the custom
thereof making yourselves to be wondered at
by all foreign civil nations and by all strangers that come among you to
be scorned and held in contemp; a custom loathsome
to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to
the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black stinking fume thereof
nearest resembling the horrible stygian smoke of the pit
that is bottomless.
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